Ever hear the saying, "you can't polish a turd?" Well, truer words have not been spoken. I'm just going to give it to you straight, because I know you'll respect me more in the morning. Paisley is a freaking land monster. She's actually pretty in the face but that's where it ends. Her body is shaped like a sack of potatoes. She was so beat that Pauly Harker just left. He didn't even take his pants off to shoot. He got his shit and left... leaving Bootleg in the lurch. We all did what we could, but there's beat and then there's beat street. This girl is a disaster.